1 00:00:02,915 --> 00:00:05,134 [NBC Fanfare] 2 00:00:05,135 --> 00:00:08,224 [soft dramatic music] 3 00:00:08,225 --> 00:00:12,315 - Football was never just a game for me. 4 00:00:12,316 --> 00:00:15,188 It was my life. 5 00:00:15,189 --> 00:00:18,234 My neighborhood in Brooklyn was rough. 6 00:00:18,235 --> 00:00:21,716 And way too close to JFK. 7 00:00:21,717 --> 00:00:23,935 But football got me out. 8 00:00:23,936 --> 00:00:26,155 - With the first pick, Green Bay selects 9 00:00:26,156 --> 00:00:30,203 Reggie Dinkins from Rutgers University. 10 00:00:30,204 --> 00:00:32,379 - And All-Pro running back Reggie Dinkins 11 00:00:32,380 --> 00:00:36,122 is now a two-time NFL MVP. 12 00:00:36,123 --> 00:00:37,819 - But the MVP I really want 13 00:00:37,820 --> 00:00:40,169 is that new McDonald's Veal Platter. 14 00:00:40,170 --> 00:00:41,736 - It's official, folks! 15 00:00:41,737 --> 00:00:45,044 Brooklyn's own Reggie Dinkins is coming home. 16 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:47,089 - 2005. 17 00:00:47,090 --> 00:00:51,746 That season was destiny, and I was gonna be a legend. 18 00:00:51,747 --> 00:00:57,882 [crowd chanting "Reggie, Reggie, Reggie] 19 00:00:57,883 --> 00:01:00,798 No. No, I don't like this. 20 00:01:00,799 --> 00:01:03,323 I don't like this. That's a bummer. 21 00:01:03,324 --> 00:01:06,761 - Okay, well, you... it's a work in progress, 22 00:01:06,762 --> 00:01:08,719 obviously, but, you know, you hired me to make 23 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:10,069 a documentary about you, so... 24 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:12,288 - No, I hired you to do what I tell you to do. 25 00:01:12,289 --> 00:01:14,856 Now I gotta put on my producer hat. 26 00:01:14,857 --> 00:01:18,120 This movie is supposed to show people how great I am! 27 00:01:18,121 --> 00:01:20,079 What's up with that theme music? 28 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:22,646 My fiancée Brina should do the theme song. 29 00:01:22,647 --> 00:01:25,214 Brina! - You got it, baby! 30 00:01:25,215 --> 00:01:27,216 [light funky music] 31 00:01:27,217 --> 00:01:31,394 [clears throat] ♪ Reggie Dinkins is the best ♪ 32 00:01:31,395 --> 00:01:33,570 - She knows! Just look! 33 00:01:33,571 --> 00:01:35,094 - ♪ At football and sweet kisses in the night ♪ 34 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:37,705 - Wow! This is what people want. 35 00:01:37,706 --> 00:01:39,576 [bright music] 36 00:01:39,577 --> 00:01:46,714 - ♪ "The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins" ♪ 37 00:01:46,715 --> 00:01:50,196 - Welcome... to my world. 38 00:01:50,197 --> 00:01:55,157 Yes, I was an NFL superstar, but my most important job now 39 00:01:55,158 --> 00:01:57,725 is loving father. 40 00:01:57,726 --> 00:02:00,684 Oh, look, Carmelo. 41 00:02:00,685 --> 00:02:03,296 I see you're taking my advice 42 00:02:03,297 --> 00:02:05,820 and improving your mind with study! 43 00:02:05,821 --> 00:02:07,822 - You know it, Dad. 44 00:02:07,823 --> 00:02:10,999 - Books are brain movies. 45 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,523 Now, this right here... you see this right? 46 00:02:13,524 --> 00:02:15,134 Y'all getting this? 47 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:18,137 This right here is where I'ma hang my gold jacket 48 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:20,443 when I'm in the Hall of Fame. 49 00:02:20,444 --> 00:02:23,664 - Wait, you're not in the Hall of Fame? 50 00:02:23,665 --> 00:02:26,884 Stand. After your slammin' career? 51 00:02:26,885 --> 00:02:28,190 - Well, you tell me about it, 52 00:02:28,191 --> 00:02:31,933 Rusty, my friend regardless of race. 53 00:02:31,934 --> 00:02:33,543 - [sighs] Unbelievable. 54 00:02:33,544 --> 00:02:36,329 As I always tell my students at the University of Maryland, 55 00:02:36,330 --> 00:02:39,201 documentary filmmaking is about piercing 56 00:02:39,202 --> 00:02:41,725 the artifice that people want to show to the world... 57 00:02:41,726 --> 00:02:46,034 - Dude, did you bring these posters with you from home? 58 00:02:46,035 --> 00:02:48,471 Me and Reggie met in training camp back in '03. 59 00:02:48,472 --> 00:02:49,864 I was just a backup kicker 60 00:02:49,865 --> 00:02:52,997 out of The Miami of Oneonta University, 61 00:02:52,998 --> 00:02:55,043 but Reggie was the man. 62 00:02:55,044 --> 00:02:57,828 He had a taco named after him at Hardee's. 63 00:02:57,829 --> 00:02:59,090 So you wouldn't think me and him would have 64 00:02:59,091 --> 00:03:01,789 nothing in common, but we just hit it off. 65 00:03:01,790 --> 00:03:03,617 Now Reggie lets me live in his basement. 66 00:03:03,618 --> 00:03:05,184 Y'know, best friend stuff. 67 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:07,534 I also run all of his social media. 68 00:03:07,535 --> 00:03:08,970 We went viral last week, 69 00:03:08,971 --> 00:03:10,580 'cause I had a rash on my neck, 70 00:03:10,581 --> 00:03:13,061 and a bunch of nurses reached out. 71 00:03:13,062 --> 00:03:15,629 [birds chirping] 72 00:03:15,630 --> 00:03:17,108 - I'm honestly really impressed you've been able 73 00:03:17,109 --> 00:03:18,501 to hold on to your money after what happened... 74 00:03:18,502 --> 00:03:19,807 - Yup! 75 00:03:19,808 --> 00:03:22,157 All thanks to my business manager and agent. 76 00:03:22,158 --> 00:03:23,680 She takes care of all of that stuff. 77 00:03:23,681 --> 00:03:25,465 - Yeah, I understand you bought a Welsh soccer team 78 00:03:25,466 --> 00:03:27,423 years before Ryan Reynolds and friend. 79 00:03:27,424 --> 00:03:29,860 - Yeah, she is a killer! 80 00:03:29,861 --> 00:03:32,167 Because of her, I named my barracuda Monica. 81 00:03:32,168 --> 00:03:34,604 - Mom! - Hey, baby. 82 00:03:34,605 --> 00:03:38,086 - Hey. Is your father? Ooh! 83 00:03:38,087 --> 00:03:41,568 Oh, for... how long has this been going on? 84 00:03:41,569 --> 00:03:42,960 - Three days. 85 00:03:42,961 --> 00:03:45,702 - So your ex-wife is still your agent. 86 00:03:45,703 --> 00:03:47,530 - When I needed someone in my corner, 87 00:03:47,531 --> 00:03:51,055 I went with the one person who was with me from the start. 88 00:03:51,056 --> 00:03:53,493 In the ninth grade, this Catholic school 89 00:03:53,494 --> 00:03:55,930 with a legit football program wanted to give me 90 00:03:55,931 --> 00:03:58,759 a scholarship, but it was way out of Brooklyn. 91 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:00,282 You know Eel Cove? 92 00:04:00,283 --> 00:04:02,284 Monica took all the money she saved 93 00:04:02,285 --> 00:04:03,677 and bought me a scooter 94 00:04:03,678 --> 00:04:05,635 so I could get to school every day. 95 00:04:05,636 --> 00:04:08,508 Man, I wouldn't be anywhere without her. 96 00:04:08,509 --> 00:04:11,989 - And yet she is no longer your "boo." 97 00:04:11,990 --> 00:04:14,296 - Great use of urban slang. 98 00:04:14,297 --> 00:04:17,168 Life is complicated... - Reggie. 99 00:04:17,169 --> 00:04:19,040 Oh, I hate to interrupt this, 100 00:04:19,041 --> 00:04:20,781 but can I please talk to you alone? 101 00:04:20,782 --> 00:04:22,261 - I don't think so. 102 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:25,133 See, Arthur Tobin's style is immersive. 103 00:04:25,134 --> 00:04:26,961 He even filmed me sleeping last night. 104 00:04:26,962 --> 00:04:31,705 Talking in your sleep is for babies. 105 00:04:31,706 --> 00:04:35,666 If I ever talked in my sleep, I'd be so embarrassed. 106 00:04:38,016 --> 00:04:40,148 - Reggie, when you asked me, 107 00:04:40,149 --> 00:04:42,803 I said, don't make a documentary. 108 00:04:42,804 --> 00:04:44,848 I also said don't buy that football made 109 00:04:44,849 --> 00:04:46,720 out of the original Miss Piggy. 110 00:04:46,721 --> 00:04:50,463 I am telling you, letting cameras in your home, 111 00:04:50,464 --> 00:04:51,986 that's a bad idea. 112 00:04:51,987 --> 00:04:54,293 - Okay, remember when Carmelo was little 113 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:56,033 and you said going on a family cruise 114 00:04:56,034 --> 00:04:59,080 was a bad idea because you was afraid of norovirus? 115 00:04:59,081 --> 00:05:00,516 - And then we all got norovirus. 116 00:05:00,517 --> 00:05:03,867 - Yeah, but we also got to see the Northern Lights! 117 00:05:03,868 --> 00:05:05,826 - That was magical as hell. 118 00:05:05,827 --> 00:05:09,830 Look, I know you think this is gonna get you back on top. 119 00:05:09,831 --> 00:05:11,745 The Hall of Fame. Doing color commentary. 120 00:05:11,746 --> 00:05:13,877 - You know it's not just about that stuff. 121 00:05:13,878 --> 00:05:15,705 I want to be respected again. 122 00:05:15,706 --> 00:05:19,100 I want Carmelo to have a father he can look up to. 123 00:05:19,101 --> 00:05:21,668 - Well, if you want respect, 124 00:05:21,669 --> 00:05:23,974 this documentary is not the way to get it. 125 00:05:23,975 --> 00:05:25,846 All that's gonna happen is you're gonna end up showing 126 00:05:25,847 --> 00:05:27,282 your whole ass to the world. 127 00:05:27,283 --> 00:05:29,502 - You're welcome, world. I got a donk! 128 00:05:29,503 --> 00:05:31,373 - Also, it's a huge waste of money 129 00:05:31,374 --> 00:05:33,157 when you're not making any. 130 00:05:33,158 --> 00:05:35,943 What was the last endorsement I was able to get you? 131 00:05:35,944 --> 00:05:38,206 - What is this an ad for? 132 00:05:38,207 --> 00:05:41,340 - Look, yeah, we both thought we'd be in 133 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:42,602 a different place by now. 134 00:05:42,603 --> 00:05:45,387 I just negotiated Reggie the biggest contract 135 00:05:45,388 --> 00:05:48,347 in NFL history, and one day, 136 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:50,740 I'm gonna be on the other side of that table. 137 00:05:50,741 --> 00:05:54,614 I'm gonna run this team! - And we'll still be married! 138 00:05:54,615 --> 00:05:57,660 - But I actually have a plan. 139 00:05:57,661 --> 00:05:59,532 That's what I came to talk to you about. 140 00:05:59,533 --> 00:06:02,361 I have an interview tomorrow at I DON'T KNOW... 141 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:03,449 - The agency? 142 00:06:03,450 --> 00:06:05,015 - This could be a good move for us. 143 00:06:05,016 --> 00:06:07,104 Their sports management department 144 00:06:07,105 --> 00:06:10,281 reps Steph, Saquon, LeBron... 145 00:06:10,282 --> 00:06:11,718 - I need full names. 146 00:06:11,719 --> 00:06:13,589 You know how many LeBrons I know? 147 00:06:13,590 --> 00:06:16,723 - At a big agency like IDK, maybe I'll have enough pull 148 00:06:16,724 --> 00:06:18,638 to get us both back on track. 149 00:06:18,639 --> 00:06:20,857 So let's just forget about your little movie, okay? 150 00:06:20,858 --> 00:06:23,860 - No, that's happening. We already started. 151 00:06:23,861 --> 00:06:26,297 - Do you seriously trust some random dude 152 00:06:26,298 --> 00:06:27,690 with a camera more than me? 153 00:06:27,691 --> 00:06:29,518 - Come on, Arthur Tobin is cool. 154 00:06:29,519 --> 00:06:30,998 - Really? 155 00:06:30,999 --> 00:06:32,565 There is no way that man could ever understand 156 00:06:32,566 --> 00:06:36,482 where you come from. He is the whitest person... 157 00:06:36,483 --> 00:06:38,788 you have got to be kidding me. 158 00:06:38,789 --> 00:06:40,050 - Good talk! 159 00:06:40,051 --> 00:06:42,575 We both agree nothing's gonna change, 160 00:06:42,576 --> 00:06:46,405 and my Miss Piggy football is a great investment! 161 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:48,538 Just use that last part. 162 00:06:49,887 --> 00:06:51,322 I found it! 163 00:06:51,323 --> 00:06:53,020 The sword I was talking about. 164 00:06:53,021 --> 00:06:54,804 Tom Cruise used it in that movie 165 00:06:54,805 --> 00:06:56,415 where he played the samurai. 166 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:58,460 It's true, he actually did that. 167 00:06:58,461 --> 00:07:00,593 We should use this in our movie. 168 00:07:00,594 --> 00:07:03,944 - Reggie has an amazing idea for the ending. 169 00:07:03,945 --> 00:07:10,516 I get taken, and Reggie rescues me with a famous sword. 170 00:07:10,517 --> 00:07:13,301 - Reggie, you know what the word documentary means, right? 171 00:07:13,302 --> 00:07:15,956 - Well, I assume it's from the Latin word documentum, 172 00:07:15,957 --> 00:07:18,480 meaning lesson or instruction. 173 00:07:18,481 --> 00:07:20,047 I took Latin in college, 'cause I thought 174 00:07:20,048 --> 00:07:22,049 it would help me meet Dominican chicks. 175 00:07:22,050 --> 00:07:24,094 But then I liked it. 176 00:07:24,095 --> 00:07:25,922 So many languages come from it. 177 00:07:25,923 --> 00:07:27,271 I'm just trying to make this movie 178 00:07:27,272 --> 00:07:28,882 the best that it can be... - Documentary. 179 00:07:28,883 --> 00:07:31,667 And you... you can't really make a documentary work, Reggie. 180 00:07:31,668 --> 00:07:33,887 Frankly, all this fake play-acting you're doing 181 00:07:33,888 --> 00:07:35,497 is really getting in the way. 182 00:07:35,498 --> 00:07:37,325 - I'm sorry, but he wrote things for me to say. 183 00:07:37,326 --> 00:07:39,806 I mean, "Dad, you're such a good dancer. 184 00:07:39,807 --> 00:07:41,460 Can you teach me how to 'doo-zhee?'" 185 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:42,809 - It's Dougie! 186 00:07:42,810 --> 00:07:45,464 We practiced this! - Now I know it's Dougie. 187 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:48,989 - So we have got to talk about what happened 188 00:07:48,990 --> 00:07:52,166 after the 2005 AFC Championship game... 189 00:07:52,167 --> 00:07:53,994 - I mixed up some phone numbers. 190 00:07:53,995 --> 00:07:55,474 It can happen to anyone. 191 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:58,041 - Reggie Dinkins, you straight owned Indy today. 192 00:07:58,042 --> 00:08:00,479 How does it feel to be Super Bowl-bound? 193 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:03,525 - Better for me than you! 'Cause you owe me 250k... 194 00:08:03,526 --> 00:08:05,745 a hunnid for the win, a hunnid for going 195 00:08:05,746 --> 00:08:08,356 over 200 yards, and 50 for scoring 196 00:08:08,357 --> 00:08:11,141 more than one touchdown. I scored four. 197 00:08:11,142 --> 00:08:13,492 - What, are you... are you saying 198 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:15,189 that you gambled on the game?! 199 00:08:15,190 --> 00:08:16,886 - [laughs] Very funny. 200 00:08:16,887 --> 00:08:19,802 You know I bet on every game. You're my bookie! 201 00:08:19,803 --> 00:08:21,891 - Hey, and put a thousand in quarters. 202 00:08:21,892 --> 00:08:23,719 We're going to Dave and Buster's! 203 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:25,416 - You know it, brother. 204 00:08:25,417 --> 00:08:27,506 Now, where's the phone number for that live TV interview 205 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:29,552 I'm supposed to do? 206 00:08:31,293 --> 00:08:34,034 - You were immediately banned for life from football. 207 00:08:34,035 --> 00:08:35,688 - Yeah, but I only bet on myself! 208 00:08:35,689 --> 00:08:36,993 And I only bet to win. 209 00:08:36,994 --> 00:08:39,039 That was more motivation to play good. 210 00:08:39,040 --> 00:08:41,258 Sort of how like a waitress works for tips? 211 00:08:41,259 --> 00:08:43,391 - Without you, your teammates lost the Super Bowl 212 00:08:43,392 --> 00:08:45,524 to Seattle 61 to 2. 213 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:46,916 You were dropped by Progresso soup. 214 00:08:46,917 --> 00:08:48,004 Your episode of "Ghost Whisperer" 215 00:08:48,005 --> 00:08:49,528 never even aired. 216 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:51,965 - Yeah, and that really messed up Melinda's season arc! 217 00:08:51,966 --> 00:08:55,621 Okay, that's not what this documentary is about, dude. 218 00:08:55,622 --> 00:08:57,405 - Like I told you on the phone, we don't really know 219 00:08:57,406 --> 00:08:58,885 what this documentary is about yet. 220 00:08:58,886 --> 00:09:00,277 It will emerge... 221 00:09:00,278 --> 00:09:02,976 - And I told you this was a puff piece, okay? 222 00:09:02,977 --> 00:09:05,500 That I'm paying for! Hey... 223 00:09:05,501 --> 00:09:06,893 [grunting] 224 00:09:06,894 --> 00:09:09,069 None of this is going in the documentary! 225 00:09:09,070 --> 00:09:11,724 Now, I want you to come film me dunking 226 00:09:11,725 --> 00:09:13,639 on a regulation 10-foot hoop. 227 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:15,641 [grunts] 228 00:09:15,642 --> 00:09:17,556 Shoot me so you can't see the ground! 229 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,123 - Okay, come down. My turn. 230 00:09:22,823 --> 00:09:24,911 - Can we talk about the gambling? 231 00:09:24,912 --> 00:09:26,216 - Oh, jeez, uh, Reggie said I wasn't supposed 232 00:09:26,217 --> 00:09:27,783 to talk about the G word. 233 00:09:27,784 --> 00:09:30,307 - Of course my dad was upset. 234 00:09:30,308 --> 00:09:31,787 I don't like talking about it either. 235 00:09:31,788 --> 00:09:33,572 - So you want to talk about the worst thing 236 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,399 that ever happened to my family? 237 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:38,620 - But I don't know if he meant gambling or grandma. 238 00:09:38,621 --> 00:09:41,101 'Cause in my family, we don't talk about it much, 239 00:09:41,102 --> 00:09:43,974 but Grandma shoplifts. 240 00:09:47,108 --> 00:09:48,456 - Come on, Marty, guys, 241 00:09:48,457 --> 00:09:49,892 I know we said "film everything," 242 00:09:49,893 --> 00:09:51,328 but can you give it a rest, please? 243 00:09:51,329 --> 00:09:52,808 [door thudding, footsteps approaching] 244 00:09:52,809 --> 00:09:55,506 - I am onto you, Mr. Arthur Tobin. 245 00:09:55,507 --> 00:09:58,597 Yeah, I know why this bearded infant took this job. 246 00:09:58,598 --> 00:09:59,859 - Oh, wha...? I don't... what do you... which thing? 247 00:09:59,860 --> 00:10:01,034 I don't know what you mean. 248 00:10:01,035 --> 00:10:03,514 - It turns out I can't even trust you 249 00:10:03,515 --> 00:10:05,821 to do what Reggie is paying you for. 250 00:10:05,822 --> 00:10:07,693 I saw one of your little movies. 251 00:10:07,694 --> 00:10:09,085 At four-times speed on my phone. 252 00:10:09,086 --> 00:10:12,698 It was good. You won the damn Oscar. 253 00:10:12,699 --> 00:10:16,919 So why would the director of "A Rose for Joshua" 254 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:18,399 even be here? 255 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:19,966 To make some artsy movie 256 00:10:19,967 --> 00:10:21,532 where Reggie looks like a tragic loser? 257 00:10:21,533 --> 00:10:22,925 - No, no, no, no. 258 00:10:22,926 --> 00:10:24,927 I just... I think there could be a real doc here. 259 00:10:24,928 --> 00:10:26,799 Short for "documentary." 260 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:29,366 You know, maybe something about 261 00:10:29,367 --> 00:10:31,238 our national gambling addiction, or how fame... 262 00:10:31,239 --> 00:10:32,631 - So I was right. 263 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:35,068 You're here to get what you need. 264 00:10:35,069 --> 00:10:37,287 But you, sir, are underestimating Reggie Dinkins. 265 00:10:37,288 --> 00:10:40,813 He is not going to let you hijack his movie. 266 00:10:40,814 --> 00:10:44,207 - He doesn't even want a movie. He wants a commercial. 267 00:10:44,208 --> 00:10:46,819 And I swore I would never make another commercial. 268 00:10:46,820 --> 00:10:49,299 [tinkling piano melody] 269 00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:53,739 - You. Me. Same. 270 00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:55,610 - And besides, I couldn't make Reggie's movie 271 00:10:55,611 --> 00:10:58,395 even if I wanted to, because I can't... 272 00:10:58,396 --> 00:11:01,921 - "Can't" what, Arthur? 273 00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:04,837 - So I spoke to the NFL lawyers earlier today, 274 00:11:04,838 --> 00:11:06,752 and there is a slight chance 275 00:11:06,753 --> 00:11:09,537 they won't let us use any game footage. 276 00:11:09,538 --> 00:11:11,495 No, no, I... I know Reggie Dinkins 277 00:11:11,496 --> 00:11:12,932 is a stain on the Shield, 278 00:11:12,933 --> 00:11:16,065 but I just think that by redeeming him, we can... 279 00:11:16,066 --> 00:11:17,632 Okay, look. 280 00:11:17,633 --> 00:11:21,202 Please, please, Susan, I need this to work. 281 00:11:25,206 --> 00:11:26,685 [grunts] 282 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:27,990 - [laughs] 283 00:11:27,991 --> 00:11:29,949 This is over. 284 00:11:29,950 --> 00:11:32,386 - Okay. Okay. 285 00:11:32,387 --> 00:11:34,823 I said please stop shooting me, Marty! 286 00:11:34,824 --> 00:11:36,912 - Right, but he said to follow you. 287 00:11:36,913 --> 00:11:39,262 - Oh, did we film some stuff 288 00:11:39,263 --> 00:11:40,960 you wouldn't want people to see? 289 00:11:40,961 --> 00:11:42,701 How's your own medicine taste? 290 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:43,919 - Very cute, Reggie. 291 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:45,442 Why would I use any of this footage? 292 00:11:45,443 --> 00:11:47,140 - Because you work for me! 293 00:11:47,141 --> 00:11:49,969 - Well, Arthur won't be working for you very long. 294 00:11:49,970 --> 00:11:51,710 He can't even get the NFL 295 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:54,060 to let him use your old game footage. 296 00:11:54,061 --> 00:11:55,409 - Seriously? 297 00:11:55,410 --> 00:11:56,671 I mean, what's a sports documentary 298 00:11:56,672 --> 00:11:58,499 without sports? - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 299 00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:00,936 - I told you not to make this stupid movie. 300 00:12:00,937 --> 00:12:02,721 It is a waste of money. 301 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,157 - Yeah, my money! 302 00:12:04,158 --> 00:12:05,811 The money that pays for your BMW 303 00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:07,726 and your son's fart medication. 304 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,292 - Can we not put that in? 305 00:12:09,293 --> 00:12:12,513 - And my agent works for me, Monica. 306 00:12:12,514 --> 00:12:14,080 So if I say we're gonna waste money, 307 00:12:14,081 --> 00:12:15,777 we're gonna waste some money! 308 00:12:15,778 --> 00:12:19,085 - Reggie's not your man anymore, Monica! 309 00:12:19,086 --> 00:12:21,740 Monica's never been anything but lovely to me. 310 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,393 I just want to be in the documentary. 311 00:12:23,394 --> 00:12:25,787 - Archibald Reginald Dinkins, 312 00:12:25,788 --> 00:12:28,355 I have put my life on hold for you. 313 00:12:28,356 --> 00:12:30,357 But if you're not gonna listen to my advice, 314 00:12:30,358 --> 00:12:32,663 there's no point in me even being here. 315 00:12:32,664 --> 00:12:34,796 I do have other options, you know. 316 00:12:34,797 --> 00:12:36,363 - So go! 317 00:12:36,364 --> 00:12:37,886 I'm the only reason why them people was interested 318 00:12:37,887 --> 00:12:39,018 in you anyway. 319 00:12:39,019 --> 00:12:40,280 I'm all you got. 320 00:12:40,281 --> 00:12:41,803 - That's not fair, Reg. 321 00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:43,457 She represents a kid who plays Fortnite 322 00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:45,720 and Geena Davis, but just for archery. 323 00:12:45,721 --> 00:12:48,723 - You go tell those agent people you don't represent 324 00:12:48,724 --> 00:12:50,464 Reggie Dinkins no more. 325 00:12:50,465 --> 00:12:53,772 Let's see how long they want you around then. 326 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:57,166 - If you insist! 327 00:12:57,167 --> 00:12:58,733 I quit. - You know what? 328 00:12:58,734 --> 00:13:00,039 She's right. 329 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:01,867 This is a waste of your money and my time. 330 00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:04,173 I don't even care that my career is ov... 331 00:13:04,174 --> 00:13:07,698 this could have been a really good film. 332 00:13:07,699 --> 00:13:09,135 But you had to ruin it. 333 00:13:09,136 --> 00:13:11,180 So you can mail my posters back to me 334 00:13:11,181 --> 00:13:13,139 at the University of Maryland Center for Documentary, 335 00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:15,358 Anime, and Pornography. - Good! 336 00:13:15,359 --> 00:13:16,925 We'll make this movie without you. 337 00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:19,145 Yeah, movie! 338 00:13:19,146 --> 00:13:22,539 Yeah! Whoo! 339 00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:25,847 [grunting] 340 00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:27,240 - You don't need to do it in slow-mo, man. 341 00:13:27,241 --> 00:13:28,807 We could just do that in the computer. 342 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:32,854 - I'm going as fast as I can, Rusty! 343 00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:34,987 [whistle tweets] 344 00:13:34,988 --> 00:13:37,991 - Good job, baby! 345 00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:45,040 - Hey, Dad, 346 00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:47,695 what if I play you in the reenactments? 347 00:13:47,696 --> 00:13:49,436 I mean, I know all your old moves. 348 00:13:49,437 --> 00:13:53,092 Huh. - I call that the Go Away, You! 349 00:13:53,093 --> 00:13:55,790 We're gonna figure this out without Arthur Tobin 350 00:13:55,791 --> 00:13:59,402 and She Who Shall Not Be Named. - Yeah. 351 00:13:59,403 --> 00:14:01,361 But you know, that fight with Mom, that was... 352 00:14:01,362 --> 00:14:02,536 - Mom? 353 00:14:02,537 --> 00:14:04,277 I would never fight with my mother. 354 00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:06,975 She lives in Florida, and she's a saint. 355 00:14:06,976 --> 00:14:08,585 - Mom mom. 356 00:14:08,586 --> 00:14:11,980 Like, she didn't quit for real, right? 357 00:14:11,981 --> 00:14:13,677 'Cause we do need her. 358 00:14:13,678 --> 00:14:14,983 - For what? 359 00:14:14,984 --> 00:14:16,855 Brina can do anything she can do. 360 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,770 Bri-Bri, will you call my knee doctor 361 00:14:19,771 --> 00:14:24,253 and tell him that little hat bone is gone? 362 00:14:24,254 --> 00:14:26,082 - Okay, honey. 363 00:14:28,998 --> 00:14:31,565 - What? - Nothing. 364 00:14:31,566 --> 00:14:33,654 - Come on. [chuckles] 365 00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:35,090 You can be real with me. 366 00:14:35,091 --> 00:14:39,660 Like I always say, a son is just a homey you make. 367 00:14:39,661 --> 00:14:41,792 - You do say that. 368 00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:45,013 It's just, I really want this to work. 369 00:14:45,014 --> 00:14:46,797 And real talk, it hasn't always been easy 370 00:14:46,798 --> 00:14:48,669 for me, either. 371 00:14:48,670 --> 00:14:51,063 Playing football with Dinkins on my back? 372 00:14:51,064 --> 00:14:53,717 [scoffs] I take more crap than anyone, 373 00:14:53,718 --> 00:14:56,982 and there's a kid on our team named Osama Epstein. 374 00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:58,809 - You think I don't know that? 375 00:14:58,810 --> 00:15:00,550 I know I hurt you all... 376 00:15:00,551 --> 00:15:03,640 you, your mother, even Rusty. 377 00:15:03,641 --> 00:15:06,643 But if I can't fix all this, son, 378 00:15:06,644 --> 00:15:09,820 then what kind of man am I? 379 00:15:09,821 --> 00:15:11,170 And I would be stomping off right now, 380 00:15:11,171 --> 00:15:13,824 but my knee is locked in this position. 381 00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:15,304 - Monica! 382 00:15:15,305 --> 00:15:19,004 Bro, we are so amped... and I don't use 383 00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:21,571 that word lightly... to meet you. 384 00:15:21,572 --> 00:15:24,574 But I gotta start by asking about Reggie Dinkins. 385 00:15:24,575 --> 00:15:27,403 - Right, well, um, full disclosure, 386 00:15:27,404 --> 00:15:29,797 I recently ended my professional relationship 387 00:15:29,798 --> 00:15:31,886 with Reggie. 388 00:15:31,887 --> 00:15:34,541 - That is music to my ears, 389 00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:36,064 and I don't even listen to music. 390 00:15:36,065 --> 00:15:38,937 Like, what's the point? - Well, I'm glad you're amped. 391 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,373 - Oh, no, no. 392 00:15:40,374 --> 00:15:43,028 I was amped before, but now I am full-on pumped. 393 00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:45,073 T.B. Honest, you repping Reggie 394 00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:48,468 was kind of the only thing keeping us from getting pumped. 395 00:15:48,469 --> 00:15:50,035 That guy was dead weight. 396 00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:51,688 - [politely chuckles] He is the father of my child. 397 00:15:51,689 --> 00:15:52,994 - No, I get it. 398 00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:55,431 That's why dropping him is such a baller move. 399 00:15:55,432 --> 00:15:58,521 And now, um, I guess he can go back to betting 400 00:15:58,522 --> 00:16:01,829 on football, right? [laughs] 401 00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:03,178 - He'll be fine. 402 00:16:03,179 --> 00:16:04,963 Reggie's actually making his own moves. 403 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,529 He's working on making a documentary... 404 00:16:06,530 --> 00:16:07,748 - Oh. 405 00:16:07,749 --> 00:16:10,055 - With an Oscar-winning director. 406 00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:12,057 You may know Arthur Tobin. 407 00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:13,928 - [laughs] Oh, wow. 408 00:16:13,929 --> 00:16:16,365 Oh, my God, Tobin?! 409 00:16:16,366 --> 00:16:18,933 That's hilarious! 410 00:16:18,934 --> 00:16:22,632 - Wait, what's hilarious about Arthur Tobin? 411 00:16:22,633 --> 00:16:24,939 - Reggie, I can't do this. 412 00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:27,420 You know I was excited about the documentary. 413 00:16:27,421 --> 00:16:30,292 But if it's between the movie and Monica, 414 00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:31,902 you gotta choose Monica. 415 00:16:31,903 --> 00:16:33,730 I called every doctor in your phone, 416 00:16:33,731 --> 00:16:36,255 and they all DJs. - And Julius Erving. 417 00:16:36,256 --> 00:16:38,300 - This is not just about your knee. 418 00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:40,911 Monica is a part of your life. 419 00:16:40,912 --> 00:16:42,696 She's a part of our life. 420 00:16:42,697 --> 00:16:46,265 You remember on vacation when we got lost in Tuscany? 421 00:16:46,266 --> 00:16:48,745 But Monica had put an AirTag on you, 422 00:16:48,746 --> 00:16:51,139 and that's how the police were able to find us. 423 00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:52,401 - If it weren't for her, 424 00:16:52,402 --> 00:16:54,577 we'd still be trapped in that mausoleum. 425 00:16:54,578 --> 00:16:56,405 - I knew she was a part of the deal going in. 426 00:16:56,406 --> 00:16:59,495 She has to be. 427 00:16:59,496 --> 00:17:02,455 - The talent guys here, they used to rep Tobin. 428 00:17:02,456 --> 00:17:04,196 After he won that Oscar, 429 00:17:04,197 --> 00:17:06,372 they got him a full-on Marvel movie. 430 00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:09,027 - He directed a superhero movie? 431 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,289 - He tried! 432 00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:12,160 He couldn't handle the pressure. 433 00:17:12,161 --> 00:17:14,641 Total on-set breakdown. Tanked the whole project. 434 00:17:14,642 --> 00:17:16,860 It got swept under the rug 'cause Disney 435 00:17:16,861 --> 00:17:21,778 didn't want to tarnish the IP, but the video is epic. 436 00:17:21,779 --> 00:17:23,606 Here, I'll put it in the chat. 437 00:17:23,607 --> 00:17:26,000 - You are Professor Squeeze, obviously. 438 00:17:26,001 --> 00:17:29,047 Uh, this tennis ball here is Deathatron, 439 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,788 and these are... moons? 440 00:17:31,789 --> 00:17:33,312 Space babies?! 441 00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:35,270 Why are there more tennis balls? 442 00:17:35,271 --> 00:17:38,360 Wait, the scene is a tennis match now? 443 00:17:38,361 --> 00:17:40,014 What, so some of these tennis balls 444 00:17:40,015 --> 00:17:41,407 are actually tennis balls? 445 00:17:41,408 --> 00:17:42,886 Which ones?! 446 00:17:42,887 --> 00:17:47,065 This! Movie! Makes! No sense! 447 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,719 [screams] I am not an organ donor! 448 00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:51,417 Do not take my organs! 449 00:17:51,418 --> 00:17:53,680 - [laughs] Oh, my God. 450 00:17:53,681 --> 00:17:56,683 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but this is too perfect. 451 00:17:56,684 --> 00:17:59,033 Reggie Dinkins and Arthur Tobin together? 452 00:17:59,034 --> 00:18:01,166 Those two deserve each other. 453 00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:03,951 - Yeah, maybe they do. 454 00:18:03,952 --> 00:18:05,387 [upbeat hip-hop music] 455 00:18:05,388 --> 00:18:07,520 - [laughs] Oh, wait, wait, wait. 456 00:18:07,521 --> 00:18:08,695 Hang on, hang on. Let me... 457 00:18:08,696 --> 00:18:10,088 let me play the video again. 458 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,133 - ♪ Run fast, that's what I do ♪ 459 00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:15,223 ♪ I like to run fast, and you can too ♪ 460 00:18:15,224 --> 00:18:16,833 ♪ It's cool to run ♪ 461 00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:18,487 - What are you doing? 462 00:18:18,488 --> 00:18:20,750 - This is that rap album you so wisely 463 00:18:20,751 --> 00:18:23,362 convinced me not to release, 464 00:18:23,363 --> 00:18:25,625 'cause you always look out for me. 465 00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:27,105 And if you stop doing that, I'll die. 466 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,541 - Hmm. 467 00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:30,151 - So I'm listening to you. 468 00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:31,718 No more movie. 469 00:18:31,719 --> 00:18:33,894 The cameras are only there because Marty and I 470 00:18:33,895 --> 00:18:36,026 don't know how to transition into a friendship 471 00:18:36,027 --> 00:18:38,681 that isn't based on work. - Love you, Reg. 472 00:18:38,682 --> 00:18:42,555 - So please, former baby, take me back. 473 00:18:42,556 --> 00:18:44,513 But only professionally. 474 00:18:44,514 --> 00:18:46,907 - Fine. 475 00:18:46,908 --> 00:18:49,214 'Cause I didn't take the job. 476 00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:52,695 Remember that scooter that I bought you back in the day? 477 00:18:52,696 --> 00:18:56,482 I always bet on Reggie Dinkins. 478 00:18:56,483 --> 00:18:58,440 - Just like I did illegally. 479 00:18:58,441 --> 00:19:03,793 - But Reg, those LA pricks, they think you're a lost cause. 480 00:19:03,794 --> 00:19:08,233 And the truth is, I'm out of ideas. 481 00:19:08,234 --> 00:19:10,931 But you actually have one, so... 482 00:19:10,932 --> 00:19:14,891 [sighs] You want to take your shot? 483 00:19:14,892 --> 00:19:17,720 - Are you saying what I think you're saying? 484 00:19:17,721 --> 00:19:20,462 That I can get a gun? 485 00:19:20,463 --> 00:19:23,466 - I'm saying we need to go find Arthur Tobin. 486 00:19:24,685 --> 00:19:26,860 [bus horn honks] 487 00:19:26,861 --> 00:19:28,383 - Aw! 488 00:19:28,384 --> 00:19:30,734 - [sighs] We missed it. 489 00:19:32,562 --> 00:19:34,215 Oh, great. 490 00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:36,609 - Did you lie about being from Baltimore? 491 00:19:36,610 --> 00:19:38,872 What a weird lie! - What? No. 492 00:19:38,873 --> 00:19:41,353 I just needed some time to think. 493 00:19:41,354 --> 00:19:43,485 - Arthur, I get why you don't want 494 00:19:43,486 --> 00:19:45,531 to go home like this again. 495 00:19:45,532 --> 00:19:47,402 I know about "Professor Squeeze." 496 00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:49,012 - It's not your fault, robot that will 497 00:19:49,013 --> 00:19:50,840 be voiced by Keira Knightley. 498 00:19:50,841 --> 00:19:53,147 It's yours, Viola Davis. 499 00:19:53,148 --> 00:19:56,063 Okay, wow. Yes, congratulations, Monica. 500 00:19:56,064 --> 00:19:57,804 You are right again. 501 00:19:57,805 --> 00:20:00,676 I can't be trusted to do anything. 502 00:20:00,677 --> 00:20:03,897 I can't even sell out properly, and I haven't worked since. 503 00:20:03,898 --> 00:20:05,507 They... they repossessed my car, 504 00:20:05,508 --> 00:20:07,466 so yes, I had to take the bus here to the first job 505 00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:10,817 I have been offered in two years. 506 00:20:10,818 --> 00:20:12,862 - So you lied when you said you took it 'cause 507 00:20:12,863 --> 00:20:15,517 I'm your childhood hero? - I never said that. 508 00:20:15,518 --> 00:20:18,259 You're not my childhood hero... - Here's the thing, Arthur. 509 00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:20,087 I was wrong about you. 510 00:20:20,088 --> 00:20:22,437 I thought there was no way you could understand Reggie's life. 511 00:20:22,438 --> 00:20:24,744 But you may be the one person who can. 512 00:20:24,745 --> 00:20:27,225 - 'Cause you messed up just as bad as me. 513 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:30,968 You. Me. Same. 514 00:20:32,622 --> 00:20:35,363 - Oh, you're... you're saying you want me to come back? 515 00:20:35,364 --> 00:20:36,538 - If we're gonna do this, 516 00:20:36,539 --> 00:20:37,583 we're gonna have to do it your way. 517 00:20:37,584 --> 00:20:39,846 Reggie has to face what happened... 518 00:20:39,847 --> 00:20:41,935 like in David Beckham's movie when he admitted 519 00:20:41,936 --> 00:20:43,458 to having all those dumb-ass haircuts. 520 00:20:43,459 --> 00:20:44,981 - Remember them cornrows? 521 00:20:44,982 --> 00:20:47,549 He met Nelson Mandela with those. 522 00:20:47,550 --> 00:20:52,859 - And hey, if this thing actually somehow works, 523 00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:55,296 it's a win-win-win. 524 00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:57,516 But, you know, you're gonna also have 525 00:20:57,517 --> 00:20:58,995 to show people the good stuff. 526 00:20:58,996 --> 00:21:01,868 Reggie messed up, but he deserves a second chance. 527 00:21:01,869 --> 00:21:04,653 You both do. 528 00:21:04,654 --> 00:21:07,265 - Use that in the documentary. 529 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,310 - Maybe. 530 00:21:09,311 --> 00:21:12,139 At least that was real. 531 00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:15,969 - Oh, snap! That reminds me! 532 00:21:15,970 --> 00:21:19,189 Guys! Guys, stop! 533 00:21:19,190 --> 00:21:20,582 - Sorry, Mr. D. 534 00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:22,149 We were waiting for you to come save him 535 00:21:22,150 --> 00:21:25,283 with a famous sword, but you never showed up. 536 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:27,286 - Did I do good, Reggie?